Midnight Sizzling Tuna
Forget haunted mansions and jump scares — the real horror this Halloween lives in my kitchen.No eerie fog, no spooky music — just one pan, one tuna fillet, and one dangerously false sense of confidence. The moment that tuna hits the pan — PSSSSHHHH — reality hits back.That sound? That’s adulthood sizzling.It’s the official soundtrack…
